Or Singles Awareness Day
This is the day that you KNOW your single.This is the day you go outside and see a
5'1 dude walking around with a 7'3 Teddy Bear and 300 balloons that say "I LOVE YOU" and you think damn he must really have a good girl.Then you go home to a lonely bed and put on the only girl that gets turned on by you (your TV) and see "He went to Jared" fucking commercials.(I hate that commercial) Don;t worry single people your day will come...but for febuary 14 you will have no choice but to endure the pain that is LOVE.....
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